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perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021
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Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010
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Swiveltexting

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.
Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.
by Abed Troy June 19, 2010
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SteveLogic

SteveLogic is the logic of all logic that dosn't seem

to be classed as logical, but is still logic. SteveLogic

is usually affiliated with fixing the world issues that

are unlikely to happen. SteveLogic was created by a guy

named Steve who thought of what things would happen if

it were opposite.
Steve: If a human bit a zombie, would the zombie would turn

into a human. Therefore SteveLogic was created.
by Shioya Sanzo July 19, 2015
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swivel kick

When a girl is riding your cock and kicks her body to the left or right on her way down in a swivel motion.
Yo, that bitch saudra was doing the swivel kick last night when we were banging.
by C-Perm December 3, 2006
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Sivell

The name given, to a cool,amazing person. who doesnt lack any problems, and is utterly perfect in everyway.oh and who also has so much swagger he could pull anyone in the world :)
Man your so sivell!

Wow really thanks!
by Swivall July 18, 2010
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Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
by Kaerindael December 18, 2014
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