1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.
2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
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History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )
History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
by sinolog December 14, 2008
Get the Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra ) mug.Pricey Watches, Dirty Money, Good Weed, Cheap Discount Beer, and Expensive Fun are among the things to be found in Switzerland: a small, central European nation known for its wealth, the secrecy of its banks, mountains, and the extensive military defense lines. Every house has a bomb shelter and a military issue rifle as they have a draft. The pedestrian will note that streets tend to be dead by 10 and walking around you are confronted by walls and hedges. Everywhere.
"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
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We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
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