stupetarded

An act so stupid it makes retarded people look smart.

Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq was stupetarded.

by JayCeeDub June 11, 2006

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Stewardess

Synonymous for female flight attendant. Considered sexist in some countries, but not as defamatory as sky harlots.

When I was still your age, we used to call flight attendants stewardesses.

by Balea August 24, 2008

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

streetarded

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

stewardesseses

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand. Most people think this is "stewardesses" but they are wrong.

I like them there stewardesseses.

by Twiggy June 10, 2005