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stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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stepfather

When a MILF gives you head, then you cum in her mouth, after she swallows she kisses her kids goodnight.
Hey she totally pulled a stepfather last night
by lethal weapon2 January 26, 2011
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stepfather

n. One who doesn't feel like he needs forgiveness for physt-abuse and arrested development which has led to emotional confusion for the recipient in adulthood. One who also shifts the blame for a divorce due to suppressed guilt on this same individual, because a passive mother is awakened. A stepfather is only in the past, but visits sub-consciously in the step-sons/daughters life when presented with possible life-changing events in his or her path. A human who must be forgiven, so I can "be".
A stepfather is only human and not a God.
by Barnwear July 17, 2006
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Stepfatherary

Whene you have to step up and be a stepfather
I guess I need to work on my stepfatherary
by Jlee85 January 31, 2019
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stepfather

The man who is married to someone's parent but who is not their father.
My stepfather is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.
My stepfather-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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____stepfatherpan

A 13 year old racist black dude who calls e girls mommy 24/7
“Hey have you ever heard of ____stepfatherpan?” Yes I have isn’t he that cool ash mf who never misses and who’s fortnite videos from 2020 are still up? “Yes he’s my favorite mutual, he’s also known for dating a 4’11 14 year old midget while being 13 and for being racist and black.
by Jamal Demarcus Williams November 28, 2021
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