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Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.
I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
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sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.
In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
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speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.
Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.
by danceteach February 11, 2010
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Cleveland is Steaming

Cleveland is Steaming is an inspirational band from Chico, California. Songs have heavy sexual references, hence why they are named after one of the greatest sexual acts of all time, the cleveland steamer. They have been said to sound like "the greatest band you have ever heard, combined with the greatest band you never heard". They have an album out right now called "Ugly Assed Chimp in a Blue Suit" with the single "Fuck you Tommy" other notable releases include "Blumpkin" and "Bay-B Gurrl". They first became famous for their rendition of the Catdog theme song. They are currently in the studio, rumored to be recording the songs "Bark Bark Bark if you're in Milwaukee" and "Assholes are for Fucking"
Check out their myspace music website ending with clevelandissteaming

Dude! i got a blumpkin last night listening to the song blumpkin!

Cleveland is Steaming is the greatest band ever!
by T. moneyAlabamaHotpocket December 17, 2009
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Speaking Cursive

The fake, imitation accent people do to sound like indie singers when they sing. Often when people speak cursive the words are slurred, and hard to understand.
I totally sounded like Halsey when I was speaking cursive.
by jawanna blowme? February 28, 2020
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Speaking cursive

When someone talks the way that Grace Vanderwaal sings
-Yo, how can I annoy my girl
-Just start speaking cursive like “gRaCe VaNdERwaAl
by twentyfivehundred February 28, 2020
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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