statusy

Describing any object, person, or thing pertaining to a facebook status.

Drew: Suck my statusy dick

Laura: is that even a word?

by youre an asshole laura August 16, 2009

Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

statusfag

When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.

As soon as he bought his iphone he turned into a statusfag.

by bob livingstonshirebuckingham April 6, 2011

STATUSfaction

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

Statisfying

The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.

Baseball is very statisfying.

by Schmicky B. September 14, 2022

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024