The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
Get the Twat Swatted mug.Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012
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We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.
by Joe Cut June 4, 2017
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by DreamRocket January 11, 2021
Get the stutted mug.a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.
vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?
by MarcBee June 25, 2010
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by Yebeka December 19, 1999
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"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
by Tacham May 19, 2014
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