One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.
by SupraTico October 1, 2005
Get the state farm mug.An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
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by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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by masonthemissile November 16, 2022
Get the State Farm mug.A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)
Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
Get the state farm mug.An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red
by yewballerzz April 18, 2015
Get the Jake from State Farm mug.A snakefarm is someone that has extremly curly hair, so curly that it makes you wonder if it is real hair.
by ihateoafs March 8, 2009
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