Queer Starmer

A secretly gay man who acts as a straight man

He's a not straight, he a queer starmer

by anonymous May 31, 2025

Keir Starmer

A walking contradiction, the king of hypocrisy.

Keir Starmer pledged to tackle corruption in politics if elected as Prime Minister but within 2 months of being elected was embroiled in a corruption scandal surrounding himself.

by dodgydave20 August 26, 2024

Keir Starmer

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Keir Starmer

Former director of public prosecutions from 2008 to 2013.
Worked heavily with US intelligence services, including working heavily to get Julian Assange sent to death row via a SuperMax.

UK prime minister from July 4th 2024. His approval rating has plummeted by 31 points in 2 months since.

Keir Starmer is widely hated, and rightly so.

by billgatesNWO September 11, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

A Starmer Pledge

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I would tidy up today but it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Starmer

1) A person so irritating that even pigeons would rather cross the street than share a bench with them.

2) A human embodiment of buffering - loud, unnecessary, and always getting in the way.

3) (literal) A person who enjoys private handshakes with themselves. (You know what I mean...)

"That man watches too many adult movies.... what a Starmer!"

by NatwestBanker1801 September 29, 2025