Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy

I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying

by SlattPack May 8, 2024

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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008

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Stank and wank

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank

by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

by AnUncleverName April 25, 2008

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stank n' wank

When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.

My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.

Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.

by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016