stalker talker 

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.

My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.

stalker talker by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

Thread Stalker

A person who goes from thread to thread on a message board oblivious to other posters, addressing every post you write and rehashing old gripes based on a personal issue they have with you.

John: I am glad someone created a topic about rude drivers. I hate it when people cut me off on the freeway!

Jane: Oh there you go again John! Just like I told you before, you never have kind words for anyone. I noticed you have a problem with people ever since your thread about your sassy, freeloading cousin. You need to get therapy if you can't handle rude drivers and family members, etc. etc.....

John: Jane, you go into every thread I am in and derail it with your personal issue with me. You're nothing but a thread stalker! There's other posters on this message board, you know.

Thread Stalker by Lemonade Squeeze September 30, 2012

Stalker Pretty 

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.

Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “

Stalker Pretty by MDAinspired June 27, 2021

like-stalker 

A Facebook friend who clicks the "like" button on nearly everything you post.

Yeah, this guy that I just friended on Facebook is a like-stalker - he keeps liking all my status updates. Not sure if he's a true stalker or just stalker-ish... but, he is kinda cute...

like-stalker by snowscape January 2, 2011

Fully Stacked Diamonds 

This means you got a lot of money in real life and in Minecraft.

Felix got fully stacked diamonds.

Fully Stacked Diamonds by Garrmech October 24, 2019

stalker guilt syndrome 

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.

Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!

stalker guilt syndrome by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008

facebook ex stalker 

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.

Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.

facebook ex stalker by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010