Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013
Get the bathroom stalemate mug.A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.
Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.
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by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018
Get the stalement mug.When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.
I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.
by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010
Get the Stalemate mug.Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate
Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
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by kirito_tendicula May 17, 2014
Get the stalemating mug.The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.
Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."
by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015
Get the Conversation Stalemate mug.A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.
Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?
John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.
Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.
John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.
John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.
Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.
John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.
by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009
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