I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
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After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)
by The origional Pat May 14, 2006
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by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008
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by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
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Man, I couldn't dislodge the shilactite I had earlier, so I wiped anyways and I ended up with an assberg. (see assberg)
by Mr Ected September 13, 2006
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