desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

by MJBarton May 21, 2016

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Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.

A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...

by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010

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stamina

Stamina is the ability to last for a decent amount of time when doing an activity - usually a long or particularily straining activity such as a marathon, without becoming too exhasted or tired.

I lasted the whole football match - I have good stamina!

My stamina is excellent - I won a marathon

by Who cares? January 27, 2006

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Shower Stamina

The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer

"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"

"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"

by Americandragonblakelong December 5, 2010

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