st johns school

a school full of scruffs and pikeys who think there big and hard. they all lose their virginity in year 7 and most of the girls have an STD. every girl where's shorts that dont cover half of theie arse and are mostly the biggest slags in the county. most of the students are on crack and will probably be dead before they get to the age of 25.

'lad hew, wanna go tenners in on a bag of skunk when we get out of st johns school?'
'wellai lad, 2k10+3 BUZZIN HEW''

by pikey john December 30, 2012

St Johns

The best church to ever exist. The home to Yug, a youth group that does some pretty fun stuff and whatnot. It is in Mexico, MO.

It's at St Johns, I can drive you there.

by Lukas Kohler July 14, 2011

st johns park

A place where gangers go to have orgys

Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

Tess St. John

A goated calc teacher.

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!

by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022

Pulling a St John

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017