Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

by tennisson May 16, 2011

squintmaxxing

Squinting your eyes on purpose to make your eye width to length ratio better. Part of looksmaxxing (but this time it's retarded and doesnt work)

Brainrotted incel: Yo bro have you tried squintmaxxing?

10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.

by autisticincel August 20, 2023

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009

Squondom

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010