squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

Squishinate

A rock a the size of a Walmart falling on a group of people

P1:oh my God a Boulder the size of a Walmart is about to crush us!
P2:we're about to squishinate

by Drawing_bean September 9, 2023

dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.

1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".

by lpaper June 14, 2010

Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009

squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009

cushion-squishin

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.

Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.

by Docktastic December 10, 2010

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011