squirtbag

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.

yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!

by young loscar July 1, 2011

squirbo

When someone is being a dumbass.
Originated from plants versus zombies.

Richard: fuck you, dude!
Tim: ok, squirbo

by ManiacalDorito January 9, 2020

Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

squirtyology

Someone very skilled in the art of making a female squirt.

Look, you say that you can't squirt, but I happen to have a P.H.D. in Squirtyology.

by cunning2627 October 29, 2019

shirtbox

Usually used during the last hits of a THC cartridge to maximize your high. It sounds exactly how it is you take a long ass hit, hold it in till u can’t breathe no mo, blow smoke into yo shirt making it a hot box, then inhale and exhale the smoke in shirt until physically incapable. The result of this is 1 hit = 7 or 8 easy. This method has been passed around from generation to generation in the areas of nawf central florida. We not po we just don’t waste nun.

Damn yo carts low as fuck u gon have to hit that shirtbox fashofasho

by yeayeayeabitxh May 28, 2021

Squirtologist

A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.

Wow that BuddahCandy is a proper Squirtologist, have you tried him yet?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

shirtboxing

(v.) The feminized version of shirtcocking. For a female to present clad in a shirt and no pants.

I saw so much shirtcocking at Burning Man, I decided to try shirtboxing. It's breezy. And I got playa in my cootch.

by daffodilly June 28, 2010