squirrely

A girl who "gathers" nuts (men) and stores them for when she's hungry.

Hmmmm I wonder which nut the squirrely girl will take home tonight....

by GETYANUTSSQUIRREL October 16, 2015

Squirrely

A term used to describe an individual that contributes nothing, but takes/hoards everything else.

Guest 1: "Look at John, he is devouring those orderves".
Guest 2: "That son of a bitch is probably fixing to take the rest home with him".
Guest 1: "Squirrely".

by ChexXMeXx April 15, 2011

squirrely

a cigarette.
originated in the south side of chicago

yo, you got a squirrely fo me?

by lxndr March 21, 2008

squirrely

ones act of commiting a gay or faggish action.

housewife 1: Mindy's boy is playing with barbies again.
housewife 2: He's a wrather squirrely boy.

by hannahhhx November 11, 2007

Squirrely Wrath

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"

by Andrew the Man February 07, 2006

squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 18, 2005

Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 12, 2008