Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

Squidmitch

An alternative way to describe the realm "Midwich Elementary School", particularly in relation to the game Dead By Daylight.

"I'm taking the Mary's Letter offering to bring our team to Squidmitch"

by RaptorRoses June 30, 2022

squidlin

the delicateable part of calamari that can be used in various food dishes.. otherwise known as the tenticles

yo pass me dem squidlins girl!

by some chica August 24, 2006

squidging

to gentle squeeze and play with your girlfriends ears, especially if they are particularly malleable

I brushed her hair back and gave her a good old squidging

by londanuk October 20, 2008

the squidgaming

The squidgaming is probably the most cutest squids out there, He plays with a very nice girl called Kodi and has a youtube channel called TheSquidGaming. He plays on a server called Skycade on minecraft and steams it on twitch.

He is also a twat.

The squidgaming is a massive twat.

by UwU-Fizzy-UwU December 29, 2019