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squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.
"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."
by The Love Physician August 3, 2012
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squddle

A mix between a squeeze and a cuddle.
"Come here for a squddle".
by cornflake_girl August 20, 2010
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Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.
"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"
by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009
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squaddle

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.
by Snakarino June 19, 2008
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squirddler

The evolved version of Turdle. It all began with Turdle which birthed Turddler. Then Turddler met Squirtle. Squirtle and Turddler hit it off quite well and gave birth to the infamously cute and cuddly Squirddler who still reins supreme over all things both cute and stinky.
Damn! That chick is the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Long, beautiful hair, a smile that could unite the world in happiness, a face and personality that just exudes innocence and love. Wow, what a woman...and she farts a lot too. Yep, she is definitely a Squirddler.
by MolecularToast August 4, 2006
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squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.
"squiddles" how are you?
by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018
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Squiddly Doo

"That doesn't even matter now. Just toss the paper. Get rid of it. You know, squiddly doo."
by Sans-forever January 9, 2009
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