Squatch

1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.

Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!

by CNA Monster January 29, 2021

squatch

a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.

Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!

by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

squatch

n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)

n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"

by cov January 14, 2009

SQUATCH

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.

1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.

by Just Todd... November 23, 2006

Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020