squarcle

one who is neither an uptight, humourless square nor too laid back (circle), but has a balance of both fun to be with and responsible.

my friend's too much of a square, whilst i take things too easy... if i could have his work ethic, and he my lightheartedness, we'd both be squarcles

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

Squarl

To Squarl is the act of swallowing cum.

If she would have just squarled him, they wouldn't be in this pregancy bind!

by squarl March 8, 2010

face squarbler

extremely inappropriate facial hair normally found on women

"dude, your mom has a face squarbler!"

by Loco May 13, 2005

Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

by Shooms November 5, 2011

squarkle

n. - The result of the action of moving carpet in one direction that causes the carpet to appear to be either a lighter or darker color than the surrounding area.

John made a squarkle after running the vacuum over the shit colored carpet.

by Dredge November 29, 2006

Squary

1. A square piece of cloth (or a tissue) that a man uses to catch or clean-up his seed when making love to himself. Also known as a wank-cloth.
2. Something used to clean up jizz.
3. A rag used by sailors or other men who go a while without female contact.
4. A derogatory term for a fuck-buddy, or other short term partner.

1. Is that a squary hanging in your shower?
2. Wow this peep-show has a squary dispenser at the end of all the booths.
3. It's been three weeks since last port, today I had to put my squary through the wash because it was becoming stiff and hard like sandpaper.
4. How is that squary you have going?

by 4rgum3nt July 3, 2012

Squary

It means the same as being racist.

Stop being so squary!

by Okapianimal March 19, 2015