squirff

A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.

"Man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scrotum. Pass me another beer would ya?"

by Travis Dean December 1, 2007

Squarf/skwarf

The phenomenon of something being very nearly very good, but actually crap.

Playing deliberately off several cushions with side and potting the black, then the white aswell. In a game of pool.

by sack the chimp March 27, 2004

squaff

when you misshit the ball or object

he kicked the ball but failed epicly,
" what a fuckin SQUAFF " he shouted!!

by squaff123 May 31, 2010

Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squaff

1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar

1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.

by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014

Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014