A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.
by Travis Dean December 1, 2007
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by squaff123 May 31, 2010
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(drinking wine with attitude)
recreational gulp of wine with attitude...
very fun after work.
(you can only squaff down wine)
(drinking wine with attitude)
recreational gulp of wine with attitude...
very fun after work.
(you can only squaff down wine)
by squaff4fun July 16, 2011
Get the Squaffing mug.1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014
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