Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011
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Square Root of Pi

A popular line used in the pilot of rick and morty.
Morty knew this after a super seed was shoved up him, with super smartness as a side effect.
Rick:Morty what's the square root of pi
Morty:1.77245385091
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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Square Root of Jack Shit

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
by ARazgriz25@gmail.com April 30, 2016
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Square Root of Fuck-All

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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