Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

squalie

Police

Duckin' and runnin from squalie...fuck the police - Juelz Santana

by Mike (M. Roc) August 14, 2003

Squalid

1. Disgusting, revolting, dirty, foul.
2. (Slang) Anything that is awesome beyond comprehension. Much like the 90's term "filth" and the 80's term "bad".

1. I don't know how you bang your girl mate, she's squalid.
2. Mate, your girl is hot... I bet she's totally squalid in the sack.

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

pig squealing

A term used in metal,hardcore,and grind core music a lot, done vocally and sounds like a pig squealing. Sometimes bands will incorporate it into words.

Did you hear at midnights dawning pig squealing at the show last night? It was intense.

by Tom Lambert October 25, 2006

squabing

1. the act of wanting to fight or mug another person. 2. being ghetto enough to beef on someone

You wanna go squabing?

Yea sure
(fist punching)

by Jonh Cena December 27, 2010