Stonch

To be either extremely tough or extremely well built

Look at that Stonch bloke over there

by P de R July 12, 2007

Slonchwize

When something is not quite straight its slonchwize

your hat is on slonchwize

by tbo's werd March 31, 2010

Stonchy

A dumbass; plain and simple

Person a: that guy was such a stonchy

Person b: Bet

by Sugna:) August 22, 2022

Sconch

A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult

"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"

by Piemonster December 26, 2015

Stoncho

An absolute beast of a human
He has surpassed everyone in evolution

Don’t fuck with him

That Stoncho is gonna kick Jessica’s ass

by BigLadStoncho September 29, 2018

sponcho

pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho

inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009

stonchy bonch

a stuck up idiot with an unpleasant odor around them at all times

"Did you talk to Nate today?"
"Yeah, that guy's a stonchy bonch."

by Jessabel September 8, 2007