Spank bank

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection

1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"

by rich, happy, soul-less, robot January 26, 2004

Phantom Spank

the process of masturbating immediately after your hand/arm has become numb either naturally, from a shot, or from sitting on your hand on purpose. Its main purpose is to make it feel like you're not jacking off by yourself in a dark room watching a porno that you've already seen dozens of times.

Also mentioned on the Comedy Central tv show, "Ugly Americans"

-Dude, have you ever done the Phantom Spank?

-What's that?

-Are you kidding?! It's only the best masturbation method ever created!

by That One Freakin' Awesome Guy April 25, 2010

spank take out

Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.

Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"

by hilbilly1 December 26, 2013

motivation spank

A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.

"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>

by Mr. Spanker December 9, 2012

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022

Spank The Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke. The phrase applies no matter what brand is used.

You better spank the camel before you light it... even if it's not a camel.

by bobthecopywriter February 8, 2010