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SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.
Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.
by lancasterlool February 5, 2020
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spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.
"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"
by jamz b December 3, 2011
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Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain
Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella
by Chewsday August 4, 2021
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Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain
Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him
by Chewsday August 4, 2021
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Skunkshot

1. Getting sprayed by a skunk.

2. While giving a rimjob, the person on the receiving end farts in the giver's face.
1. Dude, you reek. Did you get a skunkshot while camping?

2. It would be really hot if I could give a girl a skunkshot.
by Plato-saurus December 30, 2008
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spankalot

Noun.

1. A hit someone or something a lot in a painful or sexy manner.
"You sure like to spankalot don't you?"
by Buddy1234 September 8, 2009
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Spunklatorm

The idea that everyone in the world is stupid, except for you and your best friend.
We are Spunklatorminists.

"Hey dude, are you going to the Spunklatorm Convention?"
by Titii c: April 27, 2012
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