The opposite of a chode.
A particularly long and slender penis, often characterized by an abnormally large tip.
A particularly long and slender penis, often characterized by an abnormally large tip.
Conrad: Ahh! Dude, there's a snake in your bed and it looks ready to strike!
Langden: Cool out, that's just my spud, I've got morning wood!
Langden: Cool out, that's just my spud, I've got morning wood!
by Birdmanskii October 5, 2009
A person of lesser intelligence who often deems feats of numskull, clandestine and neanderthal behaviors are more valuable to the propagation of humanity than common sense. Usually found with shaven heads and brags of "this one time" stories.
by Vivimord April 27, 2015
A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.
The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.
The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.
The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
Oi! Spud! Get over here!
by Snake December 11, 2005
by Spud man April 10, 2015
1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"
A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"
A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.
Bro 1: I just spudded that bro into oblivion.
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a
by milesspudmaster. August 31, 2011
How was your day Peggy?
Fine till that little fucking spud pissed in my punch bowl amd made me work a full 8 hour shift. What a douche!
Fine till that little fucking spud pissed in my punch bowl amd made me work a full 8 hour shift. What a douche!
by Spudly The Potato October 31, 2018
1. Someone who is in a constant state of being dirty or unhygienic, so much so that the person is usually left out of physical and/or social activities in fear that the spud will cramp there style. 2. Used to describe an ugly or unattractive person.
1. "have you seen that new kid today?" "what the one that smells like shit?" "Yeah, what a spuuuud"
2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"
2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"
by pseudonym321123 November 8, 2010