A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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A particularly agile, athletic and elusive thief.
Named after so called "Spring-heel Jack" a notorious pickpocket and burglar, active in Manchester(England) in the 1950's
Jack(Spring-heel)McMaster was finally caught in 1959 after committing an estimated 900+ offences. Though he never used violence,being too fast to be caught,he was sentenced to 8 years in gaol. He escaped from Strangeways gaol after 3 days and was never apprehended again.
Named after so called "Spring-heel Jack" a notorious pickpocket and burglar, active in Manchester(England) in the 1950's
Jack(Spring-heel)McMaster was finally caught in 1959 after committing an estimated 900+ offences. Though he never used violence,being too fast to be caught,he was sentenced to 8 years in gaol. He escaped from Strangeways gaol after 3 days and was never apprehended again.
It's generally safe in Barcelona, but you've got to watch out for spring-heels.
Be careful ...watch out for spring-heels !!
He's OK, but he's a bit of a spring-heel Jack (said as a term of endearment)
Be careful ...watch out for spring-heels !!
He's OK, but he's a bit of a spring-heel Jack (said as a term of endearment)
by Marshallasthefish December 10, 2007
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We are here on the corner of 9th and park street. Where a 19 year old youth was gun downed. Authority's say it is gang related. We are here with friends and relatives at the location of the dindu shrine. They are proclaiming he was a good boy that dindu nuffins and was about to release his first album next month.
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Get the Spring Ford 8 ball mug.Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
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Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
by ndm13 April 21, 2015
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