Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.

Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers

by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018

spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

soyreaching

When someone jumps to conclusions or uses a strawman argument because they are angry.

Person A: You don't like anime just because you're racist. You're racist you're racist I don't care
Person B: Are you done soyreaching?

by HappyDaysLikeFonzi October 20, 2021