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Sportstitute

The art of sending your kid to college on a sports scholarship knowing the odds are stacked against them but your Ego wins and reality will bite your kid in the butt..
So sad seeing another sportstitute in action , being an ex NFL player he hopes his name will get his daughter the edge to play D1 volleyball. She has two left feet but the name alone gives her an advantage. She will invetlably fail but dad will be happy, she on the other hand really wanted to go to an Arts School.
by Volleymom March 2, 2017
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shortshift

1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.

2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.

2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
by DustFM June 29, 2009
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SpurthiParuchuri

"Oh shit son, was that a leopard?

naw dawg that was a SpurthiParuchuri"
by Menjay February 7, 2010
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sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport
So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014
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SportsBibley

To post the same shit every week to cause contrivesery in the comment section.
Today I’m going to be extra Sportsbibley
by KarlDemir January 27, 2019
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SportsBibley

I dunno what to do so I’m gonna be extra SportsBibley today.
by KarlDemir January 27, 2019
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Sportshacker318

A sportshacker318 is usually a very toxic piece of shit with no life to live. Sometimes sportshacker318’s likes to get buttfucked by there uncle. A sportshacker318 is also a nickname for a virgin with a very small dick.
Oh no, think my friend is a sportshacker318. He must have a very small dick!
by Bruh shut it before I dab on u January 23, 2020
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