The art of sending your kid to college on a sports scholarship knowing the odds are stacked against them but your Ego wins and reality will bite your kid in the butt..
So sad seeing another sportstitute in action , being an ex NFL player he hopes his name will get his daughter the edge to play D1 volleyball. She has two left feet but the name alone gives her an advantage. She will invetlably fail but dad will be happy, she on the other hand really wanted to go to an Arts School.
by Volleymom March 2, 2017
Get the Sportstitute mug.1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.
2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.
2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
by DustFM June 29, 2009
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by Menjay February 7, 2010
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So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"
I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.
I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.
I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014
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Get the SportsBibley mug.A sportshacker318 is usually a very toxic piece of shit with no life to live. Sometimes sportshacker318’s likes to get buttfucked by there uncle. A sportshacker318 is also a nickname for a virgin with a very small dick.
by Bruh shut it before I dab on u January 23, 2020
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