spoonpen

A writing instrument with a plastic spoon taped to its top to prevent users from pocketing the instrument after its use.

While signing a receipt at the grocery store I had to use the cashier's spoonpen. At least it wasn't one of those ugly ones with the daisy taped to the top!

by bugbite5 April 16, 2014

Spoonal

Someone who likes being spooned.

Wow, shes being spoonaled.

by Spoonal November 4, 2014

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

spoogaphile

A person who jizz loves to swallow.

"Blow job Betty was a real spoogaphile."

by Penrose of MySpace March 8, 2009

MyFamily'sPooraphobia

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.

Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."

by MeowMeowMeow26 January 17, 2011

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003