SpongeThrob

when you are watching spongebob and look down and suddenly realize you have a boner

henry: dude anthony, did you see that new episode of spongebob?
anthony: nah dude, i dont watch that show anymore cuz last time I got a small case of spongethrob
henry:dude, you got a boner for sandy?
anthony: actually it was from squidwards nose. It excited me

by EnergyDrinks17 October 23, 2010

Spongeward

Two people who despise oneanother but are also gay for each other

Spongebob and Squidward are obviously Spongeward

by rededadeln January 27, 2021

spongetrick

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have

"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"

by amazing persone February 6, 2009

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

spongetourage

To be followed or surrounded by an entourage of friends who never seem to be able to afford your lifestyle and thus sponge off you.

Standing at the bar ordering a drinks, everyone put their order in but when it came to paying, no one seemed to have cash. Excuses ranged from, "I lost my wallet in the toilet cubicle", "forgot my pin number at the atm" to "promise the next round is mine". My spongetourage is truly well and following me.

by leilawurm May 11, 2013

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

by maimersiful January 23, 2014

Spongebag

what you feel like when your girlfriend decides to leave you for two months and you no longer have anyone to watch the iconic television show SpongeBob SquarePants with.

Girlfriend: “Baby I wanna drink tea and watch spongebob and let you play with my hair rn.”
You: “I know baby, I’m feeling like a real Spongebag rn.”

by TeaSpillingSpongebag July 22, 2019