spongecunt

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.

That guy is a total spongecunt

by Zoton February 12, 2004

Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Spongeward

Two people who despise oneanother but are also gay for each other

Spongebob and Squidward are obviously Spongeward

by rededadeln January 27, 2021

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

spongeanuse

Spongeanuse is a word that means something that can be interpeted in different ways. Some people think that spongeanuse is a good thing and others that it is bad.

Katy, Emily, and Chance look so cool with their spongeanuse rolling Dora the Explorer bookbags.

by spongeanuselover March 25, 2010

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

by maimersiful January 23, 2014