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Sponge Bob

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob
by junie118 January 2, 2024
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sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock
"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"
by fulgrim May 13, 2005
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Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
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sponge bob square pants

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine
by random_bulldog January 20, 2004
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by die July 28, 2003
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Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
by Tommy R May 23, 2005
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sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004
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