Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

Spacktard

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 9, 2004

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Sockward

When your sock slips off within your shoe.

It was hard to keep running because my sock slipped off my foot. It was sockward.

by Dr. Isak Borg March 27, 2020

Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

stockyard

an excessively large bowel movement that results in a spread out pile of scat protruding from the water. resembles a "stupa" and is not coil like.

After eating at the salad bar and taking fiber, Mark had to excuse himself from the meeting in order to do a "stockyard"

by mbinco September 4, 2012