spock block

Any person, action or situation that prevents one from watching Star Trek (applies to the original series).

Last night, the Yankee game ran late and Spock blocked me again.

by bafervaf September 9, 2010

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spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

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Spockblock • Stockblock • shockblocker • slocklock • shockalockadingdong • Spacklock • spockshocka • Spotblocked

sockblock

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.

No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!

by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011

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Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

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Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.

“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!

by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022

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