splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010

Sputch

The race of people that derive from the lineage of both Spanish and Dutch peoples.

He is Sputch, becuase his dad is Spanish and his mum is Dutch

by Meh Sheh September 1, 2006

slutchuck

the act of receiving such good deepthroat from a slut that she throws up for failure to stop gagging.

"everything was going great until the slutchuck happened."

by Salami Sam June 3, 2007

slutchemburger

When you’re a slut in a burger but you’re french

“Look at that slutchemburger”

by Hoehoe4206966613 May 19, 2019

Splunchy

***splunchy***
noun/adjective
*something or someone that is cute or endearing in nature, adorable*

Aww, look at the little spluncher! He's so splunchy and nice :3

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppp October 18, 2022