splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

ass spelunker

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

by Randomus August 12, 2006

splunderous

There is no acutal meaning to this word. It is meant so that you can say something without actually saying something. A word for politicians.

My day was splunderous.

by Kyle Rickert July 19, 2003