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Splondom

Rough sex last night led to a splondom, hope I'm not a daddy.
by Dalenater March 12, 2010
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slowned

To slowly be owned by someone or something.
"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."
by Ed Crane July 1, 2005
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That yoinky sploinky

A doer of all things; The physical reincarnation of God.
by IATCA words March 15, 2021
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Sploinger

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?
by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008
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Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
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splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..
Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.
by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004
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Splornge

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.
yo, i straight up splornged on her face.
by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006
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