splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Splozza

A hand-rolled cigarette combining marijuana and tobacco consumed for the sole purpose of getting high.

It is a portmanteau word derived from the words "spliff" and "jozza". “Spliff” is a colloquial term for a classic cigarette and “jozza” is a colloquial term for a marijuana joint.

Hol: “Hey Lavo can you please roll a splozza I’m so high I can’t feel my face”

Lavo: “Yeah sure”

B: “Give him some money – he’s poor”

by BandH December 2, 2010

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

sploitz

(short for exploits): Vulnerabilities in computer software used by hackers.

Sploitz for ya stoners!

by VAKI5 October 10, 2005

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Splot

The remains of a splash once it hits the floor. Not a spot but the mark of a splash.

The paint can tipped over and splashed onto the floor leaving a splot. IE a splash marked spot.

by howlrrr1 June 12, 2009