splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008

Splooge Cannon

A penis.

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!

by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009

Splooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010

Splooge McDuck

A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.

I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.

by Bropez September 10, 2012

splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter

That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

by sploogequeen April 9, 2010