by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018
Get the Splick Splock mug.To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.
Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.
by AidanH February 10, 2009
Get the Splock mug.Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023
Get the Splonce mug.A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007
Get the Splonker mug.I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........
All this splocking has shriveled my cock.
I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.
All this splocking has shriveled my cock.
I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.
by splock master May 15, 2010
Get the Splock mug.the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008
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noun
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a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
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miscellaneous supplies
adjective
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incapacitated
noun
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a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
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incapacitated
noun
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"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
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"I got Splonkers."
adjective
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"I got so Splonkers."
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"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
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"I got Splonkers."
adjective
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"I got so Splonkers."
by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017
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