A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
Get the Bat Sploof mug.A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012
Get the Splaff mug.The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your semen.
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
by Frukman March 13, 2008
Get the sploofah mug.Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
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Get the Sploofee mug."Jimmy! Make sure you wrap the sloaf so it doesn't get stale! We can get a few more slices out of it."
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