splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009

Splitgate AR Moment

1. When somebody who killed you had less than 15 hp.
2. When somebody you killed took way too long to kill.

Guy 1: BRUH FUCKING 9 HP DEFINITLY A SPLITGATE AR MOMENT
Guy 2: Dude seriously again?
Guy 3: Almost died.. that AR took way too long to kill that guy

by D81L August 23, 2021

splitgate

-Halo reskin with portals

Damn bro splitgate is just a halo copy

by NicroAngel August 8, 2021

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

Splitgate

Splitgate is an awesome new arena shooter game made by indie devs 1047 games, it was made in May 2019 but i mean it kinda died out. But recently in july 2021 it came to console and oh boy was it popular, the servers had issues and i mean the ques where long af. But eventually it was stable. The game is like If Halo and Portal got drunk in a bar and then banged each other but then instead of getting an abortion, Portal set the kid up for adoption and the child eventually found a foster home with Fortnite which it spent it's child hood being influenced by. So yea halo with portals but also with a battle pass and a similar free-to-play item shop cosmetic system as fortnite, oh yea did i mention that it was FREE TO PLAY!! AND CROSS PLATFORM!!!!! AND REALLY FUN!!!!!!!!!

Halo fanboy: "oOOo SPltGAte Is jUsT a CopY Of HalO YoU LaZy DevS JusT WantEd To LeACh OfF InfinIte'S PopULaRity"

Devs: "ummm no actually it has other ideas and stuff in it too ok it aint just a halo clone, splitgate is a Halo like game with portal mechanics and different weapons and cosmetics and game modes and such"

Halo Fanboy: *drinks green Monster Energy drink. "uH Ok JeloUs LoSer"

by Bluburry August 11, 2021

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Splittre

1. An object that can absorb large amounts of something (noun)
2. To absorb a large amount of something (verb)

The sponge splittred a lot of water.
The sponge acts like a splittre.

by Little Hamburger February 19, 2018