Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse

Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.

by Chase deez October 25, 2018

Sitpisser

A guy who likes to sit down when they pee rather than standing up.

Cheef is such a sitpisser.

by TeamHellYeah March 16, 2019

splittist

separatist, schismatic, secessionist

According to the Washington Post editorial page, the Chinese government belittles the anti-Olympics protests as "the work of Western extremists or splittists such as the Dali Lama." Source: William Safire, New York Times

by Una Malachica April 27, 2008

shitpiss

the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.

"that hurt fucking shitpiss"

by peter file March 2, 2005

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

Splitpushing

The act of solo pushing a side lane, in order to gain gold and experience, pressure towers, and create opportunities for your team

Holy shit did you see RTO's video on Splitpushing? It got me out of bronze!

by Riffinn December 1, 2018

halfsie-splitsies

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.

"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."

by kmk2124 October 30, 2021