splinger

a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world

omg do you hear what shes saying, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

splinteredsweets

splinteredsweets is a person matching with hydrovisiion and overall has a good platonic relationship with hydrovisiion herself and is indeed a good person

“Of course splinteredsweets is gonna be hydrovisiions best mutual, they’ve had this friendship since 2021.”

by Hydrovisiion March 17, 2022

Splinge

Splendid Cringe

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

splintax

AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.

Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.

by G-Nat December 25, 2004

Spinage

Excessive use of wheel spin in a car when there is absolutly no need what so ever. May be used by chavs in order to impress fellow idiots or vicky pollard luck a likes.
Spinage can be optimised with worn/bald tyres, wet/icy conditions, when starting on an incline and also by reversing at high speed and ramming it into 1st and flooring it.
Spinage can be requested by the passenger riding shotgun at any point when the car is not in motion.

Get some spinage mate

or simply

"SPINAGE!!!!!"

by Ash Cunty January 7, 2007

shplittage

when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.

Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.

by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2010

Splurtage

Peeing when you are not ready.

I raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before I got there.

by thebrainlady November 14, 2011