He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022
Get the Splean Poker McGee mug.The instance of a woman's cleavage being visible with ample space revealed between the breasts. Derived from "split" and "cleave."
by O'Regan November 25, 2007
Get the spleave mug.Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.
by hollymatronic December 15, 2008
Get the Spleak mug.A competitive sport in a 3D sandbox indie game called Minecraft. Gameplay consists of removing floor blocks from a stadium to make other players fall through the floor. The last player standing is declared the winner. After the game the floor is filled back in and the players compete again. Spleef is played in a specialized "Spleef Arena" composed of the main Spleef floor, a viewing area, and a lower floor to catch losers. The name is a pun on the word Grief, as the players resemble Griefers trying to make the other players fall through a floor.
by Tekwerk September 3, 2010
Get the Spleef mug.1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
by ilias January 23, 2005
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by Bejigabeee May 24, 2017
Get the spleamen mug.A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012
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